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I Met This One


I Met This One is about meeting amazing women from around the world. Movie features the beautiful and extremely talented August Ames.. and sweet and sexy Veronica Rodriguez. Written, Directed, Produced, Edited by Renato Caravaggio.

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Renato Caravaggio's short film titled Las Vegas Pool Party Invasion was a Golden Ace Award Winner and an Official Selection of the 2012 Las Vegas Film Festival. Written, Directed, Produced, Captured, Edited by Renato Caravaggio.

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When The Moon Turns Into A Microphone by CELEBRITY KILLER  |  October 13th , 2019

Lyrics: When the moon turns into a microphone,

I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe whe whe when,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot,                   
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot orange ass,
I never had orange ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses?
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
Whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 

Lyrics:  When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Eazy E, 
I want this version,  
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings She…Swallowed…it,  
I want this ver ver version,

I want this ver ver version,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings, 
Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,

Cra Cra Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
when the moon turns into a micro, 
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,

when the moon turns into a micro,

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

I like to play em,

I like to play em,

like this,

like this,

just like this,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Porn Star Ass,
I never had Porn Star Ass,
Where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Eazy E,  
She…Swallowed…it,

When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Stars, 
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version,

I want this version,

of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
when the moon turns into a micro,

Lyrics:  Da Da Da Donna Summers,  
Da Da Da Donna Summers, 
When the moon turns into a mother fuckin’ microphone and sings Da Da Da Donna Summers,
I want this ver ver version, 

of you’re sleazy, 

I want that ver ver version, 

of you’re sleazy,
When the moon turns into a micro, 
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,

When the moon turns into a micro, 

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

like this, 

like this,

I like to play em,

I like to play em,

like this,

like this, 

just like this,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings “Veala Scallopini”,

Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings a “Veala Scallopini”,  

She….Swallowed….it,

Thanks Eazy,  

La La La Lana’s the fucking best,

When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version, yeah yeah you all know the rest, 
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em now, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
one more time, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Orange Ass, 
I never had Orange Ass, 
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,  
Hey you,
yeah you,
the one over there, with the Chiquita Banana Skirt and the August Ames Tits, 
La La La Luxurious, 
La La La Luxurious, 
She was,

She was,
La La La Lusciously Luxurious,
…all…the…way…
…all…the…way…
……all….the….way..…through…..
Whe whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La L……………..Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Won’t you fly…High…Free…Bird….Yeah,
When the moon turns into a microphone,   


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CELEBRITY KILLER - A Serial Killer who indulges his psychological fantasies by pretending to be a celebrity while abducting and killing women. He also pretends his victims are famous while abduction. His ultimate goal is to one day become a celebrity himself and to have the opportunity to kill a real life hot ass famous female such as Margot Robbie, Nicki Minaj, Meagan Very ...Good... or Jessica Biel, but never, La La La LANA DEL REY.


CELEBRITY KILLER Personal Quotes: "If they ain't on TV I'll beat em." "O yeah, with a girl like that you need a 39 Hour Clock." "Wish I was in the water right now killin' someone." "She's Hot Ass." "That's Hot Ass." "You don't learn how to do that by readin' magazines." "Poochie-lymons." "Where's my prescription sunglasses?" "Sometimes, when the world is lucky, guys like me, get to make real movies. Sometimes, when the world is lucky."


CELEBRITY KILLER is a brand specializing in Original Feature Film, T.V., Apparel, Art, and any and all things in which he deems worthy. Renato Caravaggio is the Celebrity Killer aka The Creator. And Yes, He Is Better Than You.

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